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I promise you, there are no unintentional typos on this page.
Also, hey, look at the difference 13 years makes in a guy!
I promise you, there are no unintentional typos on this page.
Also, hey, look at the difference 13 years makes in a guy!
Oh man, that teddy bear is haunting. Love your comic!
13 years and a lot of prison, in fairness!
prison ages a guy like twenty years.
Dare I say it, Schtein was rather attractive. And still a jerk. I guess we know why they were only married months. Great page! Especially second panel. Not the face/topic to share with a psychologist!
I think Schtein is still attractive… :)
aw, dang it. And I was drawing him especially gross looking on this page. >:|
I think you did great with that. He’s really starting to look the part of prison inmate. Body language and facial expressions are just like something you’d see on Lockup. Looking this way I can totally imagine him selling me crack.
I dunno why but I think he looks rather feminine in the first panel. Maybe its the position that he is standing in..
and this is different from how he always is, how? :D
i saw this being made XD
hey, me too!
My god he was so cuuute ;D
Still is!! :D
He was incedibly cute when he was younger. Daww.
LOL, Dr Auditore is feeling a little awkward~
The last panel is actually… makes me sad.
Me too. :( Just something about being shown a happy memory when you know it’s not going to stay that way. Makes me wish Schtein was happier, but then he just wouldn’t be the same, lol.
Schtein’s love of women yelling at him is a defining trait.
Somehow I don’t think Auditore was expecting this conversation. And hey, Schtein, your ex-wife looks suspiciously like Twigs’ sister! Wonder what that’s about…
Young Schtein = ridiculously cute. He’s still attractive, just not at the moment. >_> Lookin’ forward to that awesome suit! That last panel is adorable, and so contrasts really well where he was compared to where he is and where he’s going. Very well done.
He needs a bath. Bad.
buuuut … surely JANET would know he was her brother’s ex-roommate? if that’s how she first met him … and wouldn’t Larry have come to the wedding? How could he not have known????
He had committed to self-exile due to the horrible curse he had brought upon his blood, his family name. Every night, he sat alone with a bottle of single malt scotch, vainly attempting to drink away his shame. All that he left behind was an empty glass and a stack of bar napkins, upon which were scribed a single word:
“Butthole”
there’s reasons!
I’ll tell you later. :y
As long as YOU know why, I am content to find out in the fullness of time.
I wonder what the difference in fonts means… Besides the fact of showing how the drug effects his speech… I’m thinking it might have to do with whether he’s telling the truth or lying? I hope we find out soon!! Great page, btw!! :}
no, it’s just to make his voice sound wavery and slurry like drunk.
Man, crazy hallucinating ego talk exposistion is the best kind I’ve seen yet! Also two of my favorite comics are going through dream sequences right now :D
what’s the other comic?
(watch it be one I’m supposed to be reading so I can be all embarassed)
That last panel. Dear god it’s adorable I’m swooning so hard here.
Ohhh I know what a strop is.
Creepy.
Explains the giant knife earlier…
He’s wearing white gloves in the last panel, oh god he looks so cute….
Couldn’t he like, explain that he had a kink and see if she’d indulge it instead of actually intentionally pissing her off? Or does that only seem like a viable option to me because I’m used to hanging around with weirdos and liking to be yelled at by women seems pretty tame to me? Ha, not that it matters, he’d never choose the option involving communication and being respectful of someone else’s feelings.
Bet Auditore is regretting the whole sodium whatsit thing a little now.
I think that would ruin it!
Maybe he gets boners from real anger, not imaginary. I dunno. Could be!
I love you!
Unless she’s a really good actor, I don’t think you’d get the same effect. When girls are mad, their eyes get wider, they get a bit of flush — I don’t think it’s odd to find that attractive — and the arguments can be rather fun, too. Isn’t that why “feisty” isn’t always used negatively?
Holy crap. Flying drug-induced equations!
He pulls off creepy-sexy very well in the third panel. X3 I love how he does not connect the dots that the 3 women he’s talking about are the same one women he married. XD
Oh my god…am I the only person who remembers that porn video Delia found in Schtein’s stuff? The ‘chicks yelling at you’ one? That somehow seems much more pertinent now. Continuity, FTW.
No, I remember it, too.
I dated a redhead once…It did not end well.
I’m loving these flashbacks and hallucinations, really helps flesh out our protagonist.
Gosh, it’s kind of sad how happy and cute he looks in that last panel… but then I realized all three women were his wife and just laaaaughed XD You are truly a genius.
not sure where everyone’s getting this three women thing. He’s only talking about two women.
Unless maybe you mean the girl in his literature class? She was a different person entirely.
But yeah, he’s dumb and should pay more attention to the people around him.
Hey, I’m a redhead! Maybe I have a chance at a hatebang with Schtein after all! [At least, I may if he weren’t fictional </3]
Anyway; he is seriously starting to scare the crap out of me and seem even more utterly adorable at the exact same time, and it's disconcerting and yet beautiful.
Also, loving that this page brings back memories of "CHICKS YELLING AT YOU VOL. IV"
Best. Porno. Ever.
But is the fact that he's in front of the actual background instead of his crazy hallucinations suggesting that he's coming back to reality? Or is he just losing himself in memories instead of a crazy reality?
Naaarrrrgh I know he’s supposed to look all gross and unattractive right now and he does look quite a bit greasy but… I’M ACTUALLY FINDING HIM SEXIER THAN USUAL. What can I say, I have a thing for facial hair and the whole “messy” look. Sorry Beckey. :(
Hmm… is it a coincidence that Schtein’s clothing in panel three is the same as it is in the last panel? Is that a fight they had on their wedding day? Damn, Doc, that’s fast.
It’s a coincidence. He just wears a lot of white shirts. The tie’s actually a slightly different shade of blue.
Hey! Where’s Janet’s “something blue”?
and is it just me, or are Janet’s legs a lighter color then the rest of her? Or is that just a lighting thing?
Schtein looks like he could seriously use a nap…and a bath…and a shave…and a haircut. and maybe some sun too.
Maybe she’s wearing white-colored pantyhose. That would change the leg-color to about that tone.
It’s called pantyhose, bro.
if ever was there to be an animated series of this comic..i feel that i could be a voice actor for it..
or maybe i’m just drunk..but an animated series of this comic would be quite entertaining
I’d admit I do like it when a certain girl is having a go at me X) its prolly the only time she seems to show any concern for me and it is cute! Waaahahahaha, maybe it’s a reason like that that Schtein enjoys being yelled at!
Blonde blue eyed pretty boy, darn Schtein looked good XD see what age has done to him! EVEN HIS EYES HAVE COMPLETELY LOST THEIR NATURAL COLOURS!
Heh, I wonder if it’ll eventually hit him that Twigs’ little sister is his ex-wife. Ah well…
It’s probably been already mentioned, but I really like contrast between the last two panels. Hard to believe it could all go so wrong, eh Schtein?
oh gosh, Schtein was adorable when he was younger. >.>