I had this bad feeling around the second panel and started yelling at the last one. HE’LL NEVER LIVE THROUGH THAT IN PRISON, but with the powers bestowed upon a main character I’m sure there will be some loophole……..
No creator would have the balls to end the mr. protagonist here an make the antagonist the main character, who seeks to redeem himself for murdering a grey haired bionic eyed no life who was in way over his head.
Delia moves into a new apartment, tries to get a new hold on her life, all the while fabricating some plan to appearantly help Schtein, I think. Not so sure on the helping Schtein part, but yeah, basically boring normal people stuff.
Wow, for a guy who’s so smart. X_@
Seriously, you’d think at least watching standard spy movies would teach basic lessons about soliloquizing, Schtein.
Still rooting for him (Schtein) though.
Oh for… I knew something terrible would happen to poor Schtein.
But his ankle? Oh man. I have such a phobia about injuries to the ankle. And this doubles the pain and shock I can already see on his face. Ouch man.
And his eyes! I didn’t know they could contract with pain?!
I’m so glad to see that others have seen the classic that is The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
I knew this wasn’t going to end well. I said Schtein’s plan would fail, but he didn’t even have a plan! All he did is make a taser as soon as he could, walk up to Nazi boy, and zap him! I would’ve liked to see what he would have done if McManus HADN’T stabbed him. Would he have just tazed him again? Not well thought out Mr. Genius pants :\
Didn’t McManus just took Schtein’s weapon anyway? That could have been the other way around with Schtein stabbing McManus… You know, Phineas even told him how to do that xD
I’m just wondering where Schtein got the pointy thing in the first place… I guess this prison doesn’t mind if inmates have weapons .___. i love the 2 panel
It took me a few read overs to understand just what Nazi dude stabbed Schtein with – I thought it was the tazer, which didn’t make sense. And then I noticed him staring at Schtein’s ankle and BAM –
It hit me and I squealed.
FUCK. JAYJAY, GET YER ASS IN THERE. OR PHINEAS. shiiiiit
using a laptop in the bathtub poses no risk to the person in the tub as long as the laptop isn’t plugged into anything. The laptop, however, is in imminent danger.
*fistpump* YEEEESSSS! Schtein does his first supervillain monologue!
*gasp* NOOOOO! He gets stabbed for breaking the first rule of such monologueing: keep it brief or don’t do it at all.
P. S. – concerning panels 2 and 3: EPIC SCHTEIN FACES! Also a prediction drew stabbed himself in the leg or another non-lethal area in an attempt to frame Schtein for serious punishment.
ROFL, it just occurred to me that because my character is crazy and wears stabproof armor out of the house, she probably did something exactly like this when she was Schtein’s age. GOOD TIMES.
Item: Tasertron Mk. I
Conclusion: Insufficient amperage
Additional comments: Design could be improved by combining it with a shiv. Instead of having to carry your shiv in a boot and get it stolen from you.
my comment in the description is referring to the fact that Drew’s in socks, actually. C:
You can have shoelaces in prison. Pretty sure. In medium to low security anyway. What’re you gonna do with shoelaces anyway? Garrote someone? You can do that with your bare hands, anyways, what’s the difference?
What I want to know is, what is Delia doing during all this? Didn’t we last see her driving with Marcus to Nevada the day they cleaned out Doc’s apartment?
I’m surprised that the taser wasn’t at least a little more effective than that. A KO really would’ve avoided this whole mess here. Then again, Schtein did the plotting, so that really explains it, I suppose.
I had this bad feeling around the second panel and started yelling at the last one. HE’LL NEVER LIVE THROUGH THAT IN PRISON, but with the powers bestowed upon a main character I’m sure there will be some loophole……..
No creator would have the balls to end the mr. protagonist here an make the antagonist the main character, who seeks to redeem himself for murdering a grey haired bionic eyed no life who was in way over his head.
Oh SHIT-
That has got to sting like a beech.
waitwaitwait – MONTHS? Will we find out what Delia and Markus been doing all that time?
Delia moves into a new apartment, tries to get a new hold on her life, all the while fabricating some plan to appearantly help Schtein, I think. Not so sure on the helping Schtein part, but yeah, basically boring normal people stuff.
Oh maaaaaaaan. <:( I knew this couldn't end well.
Was Schtein planning on using that knife? If so, talk about being hoist by his own petard…
Wow, for a guy who’s so smart. X_@
Seriously, you’d think at least watching standard spy movies would teach basic lessons about soliloquizing, Schtein.
Still rooting for him (Schtein) though.
An early lesson for Dr. Schtein in why villains should not engage in smug gloating.
ah yes the wisdom of Tuco is timeless. kill first then gloat.
Dammit Schtein, I knew your plan would end up backfiring horribly.
Oh for… I knew something terrible would happen to poor Schtein.
But his ankle? Oh man. I have such a phobia about injuries to the ankle. And this doubles the pain and shock I can already see on his face. Ouch man.
And his eyes! I didn’t know they could contract with pain?!
Though I concur. Gloat afterwards.
And in the next installment we discover just how badly McManus stabbed himself in the dick.
fingers crossed.
That’s one long schlong.
This page is SO strong artistically. Panels 2 and 3 are… wow. WOW. Just…Schtein. Crazy!Schtein. Oh wow. Gorgeous drawings.
And OH SNAP X{ LOOK OUT DOC
Aww, crap. Shanked with his own shank. That really sucks. D:
WOAH i love this page! panel 3 is awesomesauce!
Hurm, the good doctor drops the tazer in panel 5! What will happen next!?
SHIT–
Ffffuuuuu-
I’m so glad to see that others have seen the classic that is The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
I knew this wasn’t going to end well. I said Schtein’s plan would fail, but he didn’t even have a plan! All he did is make a taser as soon as he could, walk up to Nazi boy, and zap him! I would’ve liked to see what he would have done if McManus HADN’T stabbed him. Would he have just tazed him again? Not well thought out Mr. Genius pants :\
Didn’t McManus just took Schtein’s weapon anyway? That could have been the other way around with Schtein stabbing McManus… You know, Phineas even told him how to do that xD
I do believe that’ll turn out to be a problem…
Ok, so I’m thinking (hoping) he didn’t hit anything vital.
Quick, Schtein, grab the one out of your shoe!!!
But.. McNazi just grabbed it. Am I the only one paying attention?
Sorry, noticed after I posted :( I did correct myself if you scroll down though :B)
The one Schtein got stabbed with WAS the one in his shoe! D:
Drew stabbed Schtein with the shiv Schtein had in his shoe. Said shiv now in Schtein’s innards.
Rookie mistake, Doc. Everyone knows bad shit’s gonna go down if you start gloating before you’ve incapacitated the other guy.
Never mind. Just realised Drew took Schteins.
FFFFF…..
It’s ok, he wasn’t using that kidney anyway.
herv, what the hell???
(he’s gonna be alright, isn’t he?? dehlia, where are you?!?!?!)
Awww geez……how the heck did Drew even see that concealed knife or pointy thing on Schtein’s ankle?
I’m just wondering where Schtein got the pointy thing in the first place… I guess this prison doesn’t mind if inmates have weapons .___. i love the 2 panel
Phineas gave it to him here. http://www.stringtheorycomic.com/comics/chaptertwo/page-fortytwo/
I’m officialy in love with this page .__.
Whoo! Go McManus! :)
It took me a few read overs to understand just what Nazi dude stabbed Schtein with – I thought it was the tazer, which didn’t make sense. And then I noticed him staring at Schtein’s ankle and BAM –
It hit me and I squealed.
FUCK. JAYJAY, GET YER ASS IN THERE. OR PHINEAS. shiiiiit
Yeah, I really could have made that clearer. Perhaps if it was sticking all the way outside of his pants leg or something.
And now he shall limp like a true villain scientist should.
The shading on Schtein’s hand in the 2nd panel is gorgeous. I guess it’s kind of a weird thing for me to single out, but it’s seriously brilliant. :D
Well, at least we’ve seen Schtein’s rapeface
OH NO SCHTEIN that’s got to hurt.
It kind of looks like McManus stabbed himself. I mean, who closes their eyes to stab another person?
Also, I agree with Loar5. After going back and looking, that is really awesome.
fucking idiot. “i’ma tase a dangerous lunatic, then i’ma sit on him and gloat in a prison where the warden wants me dead! what could go wrong?!” >B(
*facepalm*
Why Schtein, why!
Better yet: Why Beckey, why?! Why do you keep doing this to us?
using your computer while in the bath is almost as dangerous as monologuing.
using a laptop in the bathtub poses no risk to the person in the tub as long as the laptop isn’t plugged into anything. The laptop, however, is in imminent danger.
*fistpump* YEEEESSSS! Schtein does his first supervillain monologue!
*gasp* NOOOOO! He gets stabbed for breaking the first rule of such monologueing: keep it brief or don’t do it at all.
P. S. – concerning panels 2 and 3: EPIC SCHTEIN FACES! Also a prediction drew stabbed himself in the leg or another non-lethal area in an attempt to frame Schtein for serious punishment.
I wasn’t told that I would be able to keep my badass old boots when I entered prison. This changes the whole equation…
ROFL, it just occurred to me that because my character is crazy and wears stabproof armor out of the house, she probably did something exactly like this when she was Schtein’s age. GOOD TIMES.
Slashy slash slash!
//shameless
Oh god. The perspective: fantastic. The shoes: actually pretty fun :D The Doc’s expressions are great.
And so the screwdriver reappears! I find myself coming back again to the look on Schtein’s face. Fantastic.
(Woah. It’s been months already? No wonder the poor guy looks so hashed!)
Geez, first The Meek and now this. Why is it that whenever the main calls someone “stupid” the main ends up doing stupid things?
Field Testing Report
Item: Tasertron Mk. I
Conclusion: Insufficient amperage
Additional comments: Design could be improved by combining it with a shiv. Instead of having to carry your shiv in a boot and get it stolen from you.
Schtein, why u get shanked? O – O sadface
^
The shoes are fine, Becks, but I wasn’t aware that one could wear shoelaces in prison! :o (Weird thing for me to immediately notice, but I did.)
my comment in the description is referring to the fact that Drew’s in socks, actually. C:
You can have shoelaces in prison. Pretty sure. In medium to low security anyway. What’re you gonna do with shoelaces anyway? Garrote someone? You can do that with your bare hands, anyways, what’s the difference?
What you can do is commit suicide. It’s hard to strangle yourself with your bare hands, but not that hard if you have shoelaces at your disposal.
I don’t think most shoelaces are that strong, but who knows.
Most of the time in prison you’re wearing the shoes you came in with.
Apparantly, shoelaced have been used in suicides, by twisting with a pencil to create a makeshift tourniquet.
http://www.insideprison.com/suicide-methods-in-prison.asp
Then again, we’ve seen who runs this place and she doesn’t seem to care much who dies. ^^;
At least they aren’t moose slippers.
What I want to know is, what is Delia doing during all this? Didn’t we last see her driving with Marcus to Nevada the day they cleaned out Doc’s apartment?
Uh…
Well Mr. Schtein, you’re screwed.
Someone has already pointed this out, right?
http://cache.thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/News/News_Stories/NEWS_010711_Assange_main.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcoylbsVjt1qcync7o1_500.png
oh, creepy. :T
Hahaaa! I noticed the resemblance the first time I saw a picture of Mr. Assange. I’ve got a soft spot for what the man does, I admit.
XD
Ah man, now they are ganna give him a green glowing liver or someething, that will really throw the ladies off along with his eyes xD
I just got all caught up on this comic. Now I have to wait for updates like an animal…
; A;!!
As usual, Schtein doesn’t plan things out. Basically his plan here was
1. Make taser
2. Tase Drew
3. ???
4. Profit
I mean really, how did he think that was going to turn out?
Hope he comes out alright!
YES NEW PAGE YAY. :3333
I’m surprised that the taser wasn’t at least a little more effective than that. A KO really would’ve avoided this whole mess here. Then again, Schtein did the plotting, so that really explains it, I suppose.