Page Four
I can’t believe how much nudity I packed into this page without having to draw a single nipple.
The nudity has a purpose, I swear, it’s not just gratuitous. (only a little gratuitous)
Dr. Schtein is talking to himself out loud like a nutbar.
Next time: More important things I need to say in an update. A neat fanart roundup. Stuff of that nature.
oh god dont do what i think youre gonna do dont do what i think youre gonna do dont do what i think youre gonna do dont do what i think youre gonna do dont do what i think youre gonna do dont do what i think youre gondont do what i think youre gonna do dont do what i think youre gonna dona do
THIS, BASICALLY.
AGREED.
Whatever you do, Schtein, do NOT pick up your bar of soap when it falls!
Yeeeeeeeeeah.
Well, he’s free to, just bend at the knees, not at the waist. But rape is a crime of violence, not of lust, so I guess it doesn’t matter either way.
I think it goes both ways.
Hèhè…. both ways…. XD
Man. Really? :/
I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but I am SO EXCITE.
A prison rape is fine too, as long as you don’t treat it as comedy, you treat it as horror.
Yeah, I’m not setting up a joke here, definitely. I don’t particularly think prison rape is funny at all.
OH GOD!!! (if there is one) HES GONNA DROP THE SOAP!!! DON’T DROP THE SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a beautiful person.
um…oh shit.
Why, they all finished at the same time ofcourse! XD
Haha, just kidding. This can’t be good…
Yeah, wow, just the fact that you’re including a shower scene in the first place is worrying.
Well, he’s gotta shower sometime. He was really startin’ to smell.
I agree with what Regi said…
HO SHIT…
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU–
also, somehow the MASSIVE BRUISES all over schtein’s body makes this so much worse
I’ll just look at Schtein’s nicely-shaded ass for a while if that’s cool
It’s cool, man. It’s cool. B)
Oh, oh this bodes. This bodes bad.
Why yes :D
Aw, HELL no.
:(
Obviously, they left to give him some privacy.
Obviously. u_u
Awyeah.
OH holy shit.
…
Gonna say my prayer D:
I was going to say, you shouldn’t have to apologize for the nudity, but then I realized I would do the same if it were me (just coz I’m that type of person not because of the page), so I’ll shut up now. redundant comment is redundant :(
Anyway, I AM SO WORRIED.
Panel four = Suddenly, Dante!
But in all seriousness, that hairstyle makes him look so much younger.
Also, jeez Schtein RUN FOR IT. RUNNNN. I suppose it’s too much to hope that maybe his crazy talking-out-loudness made everyone evacuate the showers.
Don’t make him run! He might drop his soap! D:
This is a horrible thought but considering what is known to happen to prison-bitches how come Schtein still has teeth? Or is this the scene where he loses them?
Wait, you probably shouldn’t answer those outside the comic.
he chipped his tooth last chapter when he got punched in the face. He’s just not being shown from an angle here where you’d see it, because the chip is on his upper left lateral.
That is the level of detail necessary to craft a quality comic.
You just made my inner forensic anthropologist squee.
*cringes*
Nooonononononopleaseno.
Oh god, this can’t go well.
Schtein was stinky but now I guess it’s better OH MY GOD where did everyone go?
I love that last panel, it’s so creepy.
Good job with the background and drawing/coloring that water and steam. It all looks great :)
He looks so much younger with his hair down in his face like that.
That first panel, that guy is really cleaning his junk good.
hahah yes he is so intent about it.
Totally. Maybe he gets a lot done with is junk during the week *wink*
*obligatory bit about being extremely worried*
For some reason, when I saw your naked apology, I thought “but this was the only way you could get his gloves offf again, right?”
… somehow, I doubt his hands/OCD are really what I should be worried about at the moment.
Schtein has a very nice behind :)
QUICK SCHTEIN. You are so white you can hide yourself in the soap suds!
THIS
I have a terrible feeling that there is no possibility that this is going to end well for someone, be it Schtein or someone else.
Schtein has a nice ass. Love the convenient steam
I think this is an appropriate time to say, DAT ASS.
Something tells me you’re about to dispel those rumors of Schtein not having been raped.
No, no, NO. NOOOOO.
After all this time with Schtein joking about prison rape, it’s actually going to happen??
I can only hope Jacob or Phineas or someone else will come to his rescue.
Ooh, I never thought of that. But it’s an interesting thought :) I almost want something bad to happen to him though.
Mostly though, I just want to see him wearing that sexy coat he wears in all the sketchbook art :3
THANK YOU BECKEY! YOU ARE SO AMAZING!
from what we know about Phineas, he’s the LAST person schtein would want help from. y’know, the whole eating people and doing pretty much what you want him to save schtein from to the bodies O.o
…am I the only one who didn’t think prison rape on this particular page?
I was just confused the first time I saw it, and the second time I had this feeling Phineas was about to show up, and that the warden was somehow behind whatever was gonna happen. I get the feeling that’s just my intuition being strange, though.
He should have watched KING OF THE HILL–then he’d know to just look down and “count the tiles.”
That last panel…makes me reeeeeally scared for him.
“This does NOT look good…for Homestaw Wunnah.”
Bawwww I really do *not* want to start associating Homestar with what I think is about to happen. D:
Man, I hope he kept that shiv in his little shower bag. :C
is it weird that my first thought was that he was growing sideburns?
WHICH HE MAY NOT EVEN BE-seeing as I am a liiiiittle bit drunk…
If you check out the page previous to this you can watch him grow them!
“He’s not really growing sideburns, is he?”
-looks back on previous pages-
“Wow. He totally is.I’ve never noticed that.”
Your attention to detail continues to impress me. When an artist is dedicated enough to plan out and include tiny little details like the growth of sideburns, you know they’re investing all their talent in the comic.
OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOO!
While we’re on the subject, I read a scientific analysis concluding that prison rape is basically a way of denoting power over the other guy.
that’s kind of what all rape’s all about, though.
All rape is a crime of power. Whether it’s prison rape or domestic rape.
The setup for this scene is visually be-a-utiful. That means something horrible’s going to happen, doesn’t it?
If you do what I think you’re going to do, let it be known that it is a hugely surprising, refreshingly serious tone to a webcomic very, very rarely seen, and I applaud you tremendously for it. Some comics are meant to truly connect on an emotional level so the reader grows with the characters…
tl;dr Thank you for the thought put into your story- also, I’m scared.
Holy Shit is right Mr. Schtein.
If you don’t move they can’t see you.
No wait…that’s dinosaurs…not…prisoners…
Oh dear. Poor Schtein. I’m sure that what is about to happen is going to drive him further into unstableness. He will have to do something horrible and drastic if he wants to survive. Killing the leader of this gang will get the other members to back off. Also, getting protection from another gang would help, but he is marked right now. No good options and lying low isn’t going to happen, not with the warden watching over him like a hawk. I doubt the creepy guy would do him a favor and kick him unconscious again.
I know everyone else is focused on the ten million butts and what may/may not be a set up for something horrific, and I should be too, but all I can focus on is that second word bubble up there…
Does he mean they only get showers on Fridays? Please tell me they don’t because that’s just too gross. I’m getting skeeved out just thinking about it aggghh. D:
He gets a shower twice a week. Still pretty gross considering where he works.
I’m hoping it’ll be more Ender’s Game Rose the Nose sort of shower scene rather than OZ shower scene. If it’s OZ, I’ll start reading again after the horror. XD Fabulous writer, you are, awesome art, but I’m easily triggered.
that’s okay, I understand. Next page won’t be graphic at all, but I am not sure if it would be triggering or not.
This screams ‘oh ****’!
OMG BEX
Is the dude in the first panel touching his no-no in the shower? Why am I the only person who sees that (is it because I’m gross and have a dirty mind)?
He is totally washing his junk. It’s just something a dude gotta do.
And it’s hard work. Do we ever get complimented for having clean junk? I don’t think so, very unrewarding.
JUST TO GET IT OUT THERE.
Thank you, gentlemen on the internet, for washing *all* your bits. It is much appreciated. :)
Thanks, and about time! From now on this day shall be known as “Thanks-for-washing-your-junk-guys!-day.”.
Also, am I the only one who recently watched IT and thinks of the shower scene from that movie? :E
IT?
Oh god you’re right…
SCHTEIN STAY AWAY FROM THE DRAINS D:
And try your best not to float. e_e
To be honest, that wasn’t a really scary scene, hahaha.
This is though.
Hey! I thought this was an all men’s prison! Who’s that chick in panel 3?
…
Oh my god that’s Schtein!
D: